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Toys Demotivational Poster


HUGS -


TAGS: cats toys love animals hammy
Rating: 4.89/5

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falloutghoul - January 31, 2012, 6:49 pm
I find this adorable.
Hawamleh - March 10, 2011, 4:30 pm
Thanks man, but believe me votes don't matter, neither do top ratings, comments like these do however. I thank you, and I hope that I will always be able to make posters that will please you, oh and check my profile,I think there might be more of the same
Poopalicious76 - March 10, 2011, 12:07 am
Cool, no offense to you guys directly, they just get a little boring, other sites are pretty damn good, though I really hate to say this but I must, you really need to dedicate a site strictly for Charlie Sheen Posters only...
rerun - March 9, 2011, 11:54 pm

you should check out the other motisites. Lots of good stuff out there that don't center around naked chicks. social facepalm is pretty damn funny, however all of them are good
Poopalicious76 - March 9, 2011, 11:47 pm
Yay! Finally a good poster got top ratings and didn't have a naked chick with big boobs along with some useless babble about poetic crap in the universe! Kudos to you! I heart baby kittehs!
maddness17 - March 7, 2011, 2:20 pm
NICE 5ls rite there this actually made me go into my attic and find my old teddy bear :D
Krissie - March 6, 2011, 7:52 pm
5L from me. One of my faves on motifake.com :)
Hawamleh - March 6, 2011, 3:19 pm
Thank you.
Derek - March 6, 2011, 3:05 pm
Possibly your best so far.
rerun - March 5, 2011, 9:03 pm

outstanding
voodoo3535 - March 5, 2011, 8:26 pm
Epic. 5s.


STAR WARS TOYS -


TAGS: star wars toys
Rating: 3.55/5

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Courtright - September 14, 2009, 11:52 am
I've actually seen that figure... along with "the force" figure and the "dead ewok" figure
BuZZbomb - January 4, 2009, 1:54 am
WOW! This one is even more rare than the Boba Fett with the firing missle pack!


DUCK TAPE - Now available in the babies area of your favorite favorite store!!




4 CHAN -




CHILDISH NATURE -


TAGS: toys women men boys play
Rating: 4.74/5

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NickDahlmier - May 29, 2016, 5:02 pm
All are fun until you break some part of them... Then you'll be amazed & frustrated by the pain & expense of the repair involved.
Donkasaurus - December 17, 2010, 2:43 pm
A lot of the times the horse-rocker, pogo stick, and atv will outlast the woman =/ lol. 5 Panthera leo's


RIFLES - The new generation of toys.


TAGS: hello kitty assault rifle gun shoot pew bullets hurt harm lol funny cat new generation of toys the
Rating: 2.41/5

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Octopus_Soup - July 26, 2009, 1:00 pm
Epic win.


RUBBER DUCKIES - They're not just for bath time anymore




ERECTOR SET - The toy that lets both young and old give life to their imagination.


TAGS: erector set toys everyone imagination
Rating: 4.46/5

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dragonrider33 - February 1, 2014, 3:15 pm
Actually looks more like Lincoln Logs and and Erector Set.


CHINA - Making the best toys since...well...ever. Who needs a f#ckin' recall?




TOYS - Just got more fun


TAGS: toys r us hooters funny location
Rating: 1.95/5

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Burn - July 1, 2008, 4:05 pm
I wouldn't have put "Fail" so much as "FTW" - Transformer toys AND a big tittied waitress? Hook me up!


SANTA FLAWS -


TAGS: christmas xmas toys dad deadbeat
Rating: 4.86/5

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crankyhead - December 25, 2010, 10:12 pm
What's that smell / it's Taco Bell / Aggy's back to play / Oh what fun it is to ride / In a borrowed Chevrolet =)
tellitlikeitis - December 25, 2010, 12:58 pm
Sad, but true for some Daddies.
rerun - December 25, 2010, 12:26 pm

destined to become a traditional favorite


MEN AND BOYS -


TAGS: toys motorcycle
Rating: 3.09/5

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spacedog - December 5, 2009, 8:29 pm
Keep the shiny side up.


Adult Toys -


TAGS: toys
Rating: 1.23/5

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WELL WELL - It looks like Melissa's little brother has gotten into her things again


TAGS: toys
Rating: 4.15/5

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THE REPEAL OF DONT ASK, DONT TELL... -




STUFFED ANIMALS -


TAGS: stuffed animals king kong toys
Rating: 3.42/5

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RON - March 27, 2009, 4:30 pm
Thank You Mr. Airman...very nice for u to say...That makes 2 of us now...lol...now get back to work...lol
Airman - March 27, 2009, 3:38 pm
This is really a cool poster


BATTERIES NOT INCLUDED -


TAGS: toys calendar develop young minds
Rating: 4.95/5

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spacedog - July 20, 2012, 2:23 pm
HAHA! This is great Greeny. 5L
pickleviper - July 20, 2012, 12:16 pm
yous not makes fun star wars best moovies evah goerge lucas is god grrrr me so angry rite now


REAL LIFE -




CHILDHOOD TOYS -


TAGS: play fun toys cubby
Rating: 4.75/5

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crankyhead - October 12, 2010, 3:08 pm
Bacon vs. Tofu... I know who I'm putting my money on =)
Zealot - October 12, 2010, 2:51 pm
i would have bought toys there


TOY STORY CHRONICLES - EVERY TIME you leave their sight! EVERY TIME....




QUIET -




ELVES -




VIRGINS -




LAME TOYS - That's why we GREYBEARDS are tough! If we couldn't afford them...we made our own toys!


TAGS: toys electronic none
Rating: 4/5

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spacedog - April 4, 2010, 2:21 am
Man, I used to play this damn game too. If Nintendo was crack, this would be the Quaaludes.
hoser - April 4, 2010, 12:23 am
5L for nostalgia
Chompers - April 4, 2010, 12:23 am
All of my toys were hand me downs from my parents, so I still had most of this crap. And I had the football version of the game in the poster.
agdaniele - April 3, 2010, 11:40 pm
I had the Evel Knievel stunt bike (had a base that you cranked to wind up the speed). And, of course, the tyco electric car track sets.
rerun - April 3, 2010, 11:38 pm

never thought of that, glad she didn't
agdaniele - April 3, 2010, 11:37 pm
I'd have to guess that pulling it out of you like you were one of the cars might hurt just a little more.
rerun - April 3, 2010, 11:35 pm

hit me with it....that this strip hurt more than the track from the race car
agdaniele - April 3, 2010, 11:33 pm
No, but she mooned me once... and that's far more traumatic... wait, she hit you with it, or insert it?
rerun - April 3, 2010, 11:31 pm

well, you probably never mooned your mom either.
agdaniele - April 3, 2010, 11:30 pm
Wow... I never got beat with my own toys. Just wooden spoons and belts.
rerun - April 3, 2010, 11:29 pm

I threw those away after I found out the zip cord made a lethal weapon for mom wneh I step out of line.
agdaniele - April 3, 2010, 11:27 pm
Hell yeah! How about Smash-up derby cars (SST) - with the zip-cord?
rerun - April 3, 2010, 11:22 pm

remember rockem sockem robots?
agdaniele - April 3, 2010, 11:21 pm
Moms... pffffft. Don't understand stealth paint.
rerun - April 3, 2010, 11:20 pm

my m om wondered why I need mini spray paint cans to paint my model planes, yet they were always stock grey when they were done
agdaniele - April 3, 2010, 11:19 pm
LMAO! Went through a tube every week, yet only built snap-tite model planes and cars, huh?
rerun - April 3, 2010, 11:17 pm

nope, I was just using the glue
agdaniele - April 3, 2010, 11:16 pm
You weren't using Lincoln Logs for building a cabin, were you?
rerun - April 3, 2010, 11:15 pm

aggy, it wasn't the sit'n spin that killed those brain [email protected], why behave now?
thatonechick - April 3, 2010, 11:13 pm
Oh, shit. I'm gonna get in trouble. :( I forgot, I'm behaving.
agdaniele - April 3, 2010, 11:12 pm
Because of the sit-n-spin? Most girls credit twister... or the electric vibrating football game.
rerun - April 3, 2010, 11:12 pm

you can still have a sit'n spin...just lock the door.
thatonechick - April 3, 2010, 11:10 pm
I used to have a sit 'n' spin... Then, I had kids. :(
agdaniele - April 3, 2010, 11:09 pm
Well, rerun... it clearly killed enough braincells... read back a few comments. LOL!
Produceman117 - April 3, 2010, 11:09 pm
Rerun we don't want to hear about your sex toy collecti... Oh.
agdaniele - April 3, 2010, 11:09 pm
LMAO - that's racist, produce!
rerun - April 3, 2010, 11:08 pm

what about the sit'n spin and the big wheel?
Produceman117 - April 3, 2010, 11:07 pm
Yeah I remember the basketball one. I basically dominated on it.
agdaniele - April 3, 2010, 11:06 pm
Dare I take us back to the Wheel-O?
rerun - April 3, 2010, 11:06 pm

I had one of these, thing it was blue or green
agdaniele - April 3, 2010, 11:05 pm
This helped regain your hand-eye coordination after losing untold brain cells on the sit-n-spin.
agdaniele - April 3, 2010, 11:05 pm
Later on, there was one with little balls and U-shaped ledges, then the basketball hoops one (2 player option).
thatonechick - April 3, 2010, 10:53 pm
I had like, three of these things. There were different games, eventually. LoL


SIT 'N' SPIN - Enjoy it all you can...because one day you'll have kids


TAGS: toys girls women men love cubby
Rating: 3.58/5

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agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 4:39 pm
Happy Easter, Cubby!
Cubbybear - April 4, 2010, 4:35 pm
Gotta go hide my eggs...thanks guys
GreyScorpion - April 4, 2010, 4:34 pm
Cubby is THE master. 5L Happy Easter TOC!!
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 4:16 pm
Now etched in Moti-stone! 5L


BATH TIME... - Just make sure I have my rubber duckie!


TAGS: toys
Rating: 3.31/5

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SHAVED BABY - Cause nobody wants hair in their food




TARDINESS -


TAGS: hooters toysrus
Rating: 3/5

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Produceman117 - December 11, 2009, 11:28 am
Very nice set of posters, Andre! 5L.
GreyScorpion - December 11, 2009, 11:14 am
both are fine retail establishments of finding something to play with. 5l


THE AT-AT BOOMBOX - Half of MotiFake just got a boner....you know who you are!


TAGS: toys
Rating: 2.95/5

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Douche Bagalow - April 2, 2009, 9:41 am
Looks like they used Number 5's head for the body! "NOOOO DISASSEMBLE NUMBER 5!!!!!"


SAW TOYS -




M.A.L.T. TOY STORE - They always leave with a smile.


TAGS: toys
Rating: 2.67/5

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NORMAN L ABRAM -




POWERGIRL ACTION FIGURE - suddenly i don't think i'm to old for toys




we never grow up -




diference -




aforethought -




I SAID PS4 BIATCH! -




Give Your Daughter the Best -


TAGS: barbie skank daughters children s toys
Rating: 4.78/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 13, 2013, 12:14 pm
Thanks, ug. I personally would NEVER let my daughter EVER play with a Barbie for this reason amongst others.
ughomer - August 13, 2013, 5:05 am
Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha. Gud 1 Crotch!


Her mother asked her not to cry at night -


TAGS: grave toys
Rating: 4.7/5

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maoworks2 - March 16, 2014, 7:21 am
Now That's Really Sad .
theoneyouwerewarnedabout - March 16, 2014, 5:59 am
next time it'll be better
theoneyouwerewarnedabout - March 16, 2014, 5:56 am
will try, thanks
Sho - March 15, 2014, 11:16 pm
nice twist of the original story. But try keeping the title short next time. 5L
Greeny - March 15, 2014, 10:35 pm
Exactly
Reality Lord - March 15, 2014, 9:58 pm

nice. this would have worked well with a different font type. thinhk about re-working it and submit to theshivers.net ...our creepy sister site
Greeny - March 15, 2014, 9:01 pm
N1 - 4L


GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN -


TAGS: toys
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

koloheiole - January 8, 2013, 10:47 pm
LOG! LOG! It's big it's heavy it's wood!! LOG! LOG! better than bad, it's good!
CloudchaserS - January 6, 2013, 11:52 pm
What rolls down stairs, alone or in pairs, rolls over your neighbor's dog? What's great for a snack and fits on your back? It's Log, Log, Log!
MissPriss - January 6, 2013, 11:16 pm
Well thank you Oiler! It makes my day when I know I have given someone else a chuckle or two...mission accomplished teehee.
MissPriss - January 6, 2013, 11:13 pm
A spring a spring...a marvelous thing...everyone knows it's Slinky! It's Slinky it's Slinky for fun it's a wonderful toy! It's Slinky it's Slinky...it's fun for a girl or a boy... just so you didn't have to keep muttering Slinky over and over again. :)
MissPriss - January 6, 2013, 11:08 pm
a?nd plugs up your bowels
Oiler - January 6, 2013, 10:39 pm
You make some very funny posters Miss P...thanks for many chuckles
GaryO - January 6, 2013, 9:26 pm
Song....now stuck in head
EmilioDumphque - January 6, 2013, 7:30 pm
It's great for a snack, It fits on your back...


JOY BUZZERS -


TAGS: sneaky toys sean
Rating: 4.42/5

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Sean - May 2, 2011, 2:40 pm
I buy them in bulk ... who am I kidding? *sigh* Hey! Any a yous want a free joy buzzer? I bought ten and I still have a few, or 8, left.


KITTEN CHEW TOYS - There was pure genius in these life-like dogs.




GROWING UP POOR -




ANGER -


TAGS: anger kids toys
Rating: 3.35/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - May 13, 2009, 10:36 pm
I love that there's an anger bucket out there. I want one.


Memories -


TAGS: memory childhood toys
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

EmilioDumphque - October 2, 2016, 11:10 pm
Yes! Until your ears ring!!
Bandit5906 - October 2, 2016, 7:58 pm
Me too Silverheart! Rock against rock, though!
Silverheart - October 2, 2016, 2:06 pm

Ring caps, good. Roll caps, gooder. A roll of roll caps, a rock against concrete and I was set.
MissPriss - October 2, 2016, 11:58 am
Have the scar to prove I had a great childhood. A toothpick small pebble and my finger...pow memories lol.
JesusWept - October 2, 2016, 11:06 am
I once set fire to a whole pack deliberately. Oh, memories :D
Aurielius - October 2, 2016, 10:27 am
I even remember the day my spare rings caught fire in my book bag while at school. chuckles.


TOY STORY 5 -




IF YOU HAVE PLAYED THIS GAME - Your childhood was $hitty


TAGS: childhood morocco fun toys games
Rating: 2.27/5

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jig - February 1, 2012, 12:49 pm
The play station geek strikes again !


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